10+ most dangerous species of help desk callers

1: “The Expert”: Userus expertia “The Expert” user is the curse of most IT support establishments. Experts try out something they heard about from “the bloke in the pub,” an unqualified expert on everything who offers advice to anyone who will listen. Experts usually make a complete mess of their systems when they follow the…

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echo “I am on overtime and you are doing all the work mofo” | festival –tts   echo “It’s such a beautiful day! Why are you in front of the computer?” | text2wave -scale 50 -o beautiful_day.wav   date ‘+%A, %B %e, %Y’ | festival –tts